Examples tape-measure in Czech examples

How do I translate tape-measure into Czech?

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Tape measure around the neck and pin-cushion on the hip.

Míry změří okolo krku a jehelníček u boku.

I'd have hit them within an inch of their lives, but I'd no tape measure.

Byl bych je umlátil k smrti, ale nevím, jak se to dělá.